Newt Gingrich, 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate, Openly Denies the Existence of the Bohemian Club, Equates Such Assertions to Fantasy

Newt Gingrich, the name itself lends credence to an almost innumerable host of pejorative assessments relevant to the character of this foul, priggish, loathsome, amoral serial philanderer. His extramarital dalliances well substantiated fact, Gingrich possesses a record of corruption spanning generations, as he is an avowed corporate sycophant pledging allegiance to self aggrandizement at the expense of his constituents, exhibiting an overt penchant for prevarication in the face of adversity... in short, yet another spokesman for the New World Order masquerading as an agent of beneficence.